EYEBROWS
you can see your mustach...

IMPOSSIBLE
the politician must have a...

10/11
creeping naked around a church...

SUMMIT
after i cut...

9/27
She liked TV, it was everything to...

SPORTS
baseball on unsanctified ground...

PERSONAL
you're right, tom--even the...

HERBAL

Call it Cleavers, Jupiter's Nut,
Old Maid's Nightcap, Weazel Snout,
Key of Heaven, Adonis, Bugbane, or 
Upright Virgin's Bower. Say that it's 
striated, herbaceous, pyramidal,
has pendulous panicles. Use an
extract, infusion, poultice,
decoction, mouthwash, or gargle for
obstinate skin eruptions,
gout,
earache, nausea, ringworm,
languid indigestion
and flatulence.
A caution: though it is a 
fine, cleansing, jovial plant,
very fragrant when bruised,
it converts the Rhenish wine to
insanely exhilarating Muscatel,
stupefies fish, and if eaten by birds
will tinge their bones red.