Listen!
HOLD ON this is not the dark ages it's just that we're afraid it's just that the nations shift about uncomfortably at times and it's violent after all everything still works go online go shop get a fillup at the happy mart it all works power works well also bombs work compassion can be used as well as ever rat poison still works this is not the dark ages we've learned a better way to live and govern ourselves we know now what's right and all previous ages can be condemned look at them shuffle off into the gloom of the past not like us standing here covered in light and knowing better no my friends not the dark ages and we can be glad it's turned out this way