SOMEONE AND ME someone complained about my attitude so OK let's compare our attitudes my attitude will bake a pie yours can too we'll do a taste test I'll bet I win or do no worse than second someone said I should make astonishment for my sins and I'm willing but so many things are a complete surprise to me I don't know where to begin and I could never tell when I was done someone couldn't understand why I woke so early and got up in the cold when the sky looked like someone had stirred ashes into the milk and put on yesterday's clothes and repeated myself but I just said the sky looks like ashes someone buried in milk and then I repeated myself